emmy shmemmy

as usual i am so late on my emmy fashion wrap up it might be a "who really cares" moment..but things looked so bad to my prying eyes this year, i figured i couldn't pass up a fine opportunity to give my hearty opinion..so..here goes
oh heidi..por favor! that dress is scary, and considering you are the prettiest girl in the whole entire world, i feel fine asking..what on earth were you thinking? ugh. auf vederzain
this on one of the funniest gals evah..kristen..j'adore you ..but this plunging number makes you look droopy woopy, and way too gloria swanson..oh my. sorry.

next up clare danes in a sonia delaunay for the body? yeesh. the pattern is so distracting and just plain ugly. no.

amy..hello. what were you thinking. this thing looks like a wetsuit. and it makes you look thick and extra short. and i know from short.

lea i am convinced wants to look 50. or she is channeling joan collins..Again!

kate winslet looks pretty good. i love the red..and her bod is killer. fine. B+

this is sofia vergara from the show modern family, and you can't really say anything bad..she is a knockout in the red..right..but i might like to get rid of the crepey wrapping paper.

julian margulies is on a g-d roll..right? she looks.."younger than springtime" . she wins. A.

maybe i will add more next week.

bill cunningham doc

i just read on the sartorialist that there is a bill cunningham documentary coming out in march. he is the wonderful octegenarian chronicler of fashion in the new york times, and i have read that he himself lives like a church mouse, and dresses in a shop coat..riding a 3 speed through manhattan..i can't wait!!

golden globes wrap up!

ok..so i don't mind admitting that i just love awards season..for the whole pomp and circumstance, and ritual worshipping of hollywood glitteratti..but most of all..yes..i am shallow! for the fashion. but..once again i admit that though i don't understand fashion, i don't mind havinga big opinion about it all. so to begin here's anne looking odd if you ask me, with leg'o mutton sleeves..those again? no i don't get it and i do not think it is very flattering..but i do love her!
here's leighton (help! who is she?) wearing more leg'o mutton (obviously a new! trend) in a fabric that looks vaguely like cheap ultra suede..like the stuff they sell at jennifer convertibles..i'm thinking renaissance fair..
ok..scarlett..sparkly with bell sleeves..i'm thinking petticoat junction..sorry!
my glamorous and beautiful cousin kyra sitting pretty in tangerine.
i thought that this oscar de la renta was amazing on piper..balanced and elegant.
here's christina in a very western bordello look..super mae west-ish..perhaps this is her goal..hmm
this is emma stone (no idea) looking chic..in a simple peach thing by calvin..peach and no jewelry really..2 trends..i thought she looked interesting and clean.
this is very cool on jennifer lawrence..a louis vuitton frock in black with lots of texture..but i am thinking she might look good working the same saloon with all the other gals..perhaps western bordello style is in!
here is amy adams (love her) looking plain silly if you ask me! too much big business going on.
and halle..sorry she is too too gorgeous for this world..looking cheesy in this mullett style gown.
and finally angelina..in green leg'o mutton..send her to the renaissance fair with leighton..woopsy..more tomorrow!