red carpet round up

i didn't get any sleep last night, but i felt i had to get this started..so i will, for once, be terse..here goes. sacha is so great.no shame. hysterical.

the girl from the help in renaissance fair. loved her hair.

melissa is funny. i don't care what she had on. she seems like she is at least having a good time.

the new "it" girl rooney mara. my favorite thing is that all my dad can say is she is a football princess..the scion of 2 legendary fotball dynasties..or something like that.

i know a lot of people liked her in this..but seriously forest green and glen give me the creeps.

tina looks awesome in this couture carolina herrera..for once..right?

of course..uh duh. perfect..(though the rucheing pulled awkwardly accross the chest..just sayin.)

{academy awards} red carpet all time faves

so before i launch into my round up for 2012, i wanted to share with you my list of the best dressed on the academy's red carpet. to begin..for the world series of oscar fashion..the all time best for me was this valentino on julia roberts..the year she won. how amazing is the white "Y" line against the black? yeesh that's good.

next up (even though how perfect she is makes me aggravated) i did love this ralph lauren pinkly perfect gown on gwynnie the year SHE won.

i think this had people talking for longest..j lo shocking and stopping the world with her brazen gorgeousness in versace..owee.

halle berry the year she won looking so amazing in elie saab.

probably the saddest most gorge winner..sandy bullock

and by far most memorable was cher in her signature bob mackie outrageousness..love.

who were your faves..and why do the ladies of hollywood know to look best the year that they win?

the globes part deux {meh}

not to be completely awful, but i keep thinking isn't there one pretty dress in this whole world that these girls (who can have ANY dress they desire) could put on? ok..so here goes. my fave of the evening was kate beckinsale who looked flawless (in my eyes)..and to prove it seth rogen said he was sporting wood just standing next to her..but then again..

in addition sofia vergara rocked that bod of hers in this azure miracle of folds..loved this look. and i guess that's it. the rest were..uhh. meh.

starting right here with her royal M-ness in an amazing dress that was waay too small for her. which is saying a lot because she is so small and wiry. (not to mention sooo weird with that accent and her oh so bizarre face lifts)

i love natalie..but i fear for her. she seems on the verge of becoming the next queen of hollywood (after angelina abdicates her throne) and it's gonna be downhill from there. the weird side bustle on this otherwise pretty dress is the first clue.

here is dianna from glee in a red dress that can't make up it's mind..am i an industrial design project or a prairie skirt?

michelle is so lovely and sweet..but whazzup with the navy velvet burnout leopard..huh? i didn't get it.

ok..then my new favrit stahr emma stone looking all grecian/star warsish/shee-ra..power eagle belt buckle. too concept-y. come on emma..can't you have some fun without being a droid?

oh..and charlize..come on lady. i mean who is more perfect than you? so whazzup with the mullet dress..woopsy.

and then there's clare..whose dress was so gorge in the back..but hon..who saw that? the front put you on the star wars bus with emma..at least the 2 of you will have fun..(poor angelina..think she has ANY friends but brad?)

oh well. that's it. i am sure i missed the best best dress..but for the most part i was sort of bummed about the clothes..even though i didn't miss a minute. to be honest i am looking forward to oscars real soon!